Roughly (slightly less than) half the population on Earth has a penis, something that the other half has no experience of. Fortunately, Redditors are out there ready to explain in explicit detail what it's like to have a donger.

In an AskReddit thread, hordes of penis-havers dived in to give their response to the age-old question: What’s the most annoying thing about having a penis? Below are just a few of our favorites.

Unsurprisingly, there was somewhat of a theme.

Check out the rest (along similar themes, we'll be honest) on the full, informative Reddit thread.

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